Adult Sayings

• Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.

• All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.

• Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.

• Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!

• A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.

• Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!

• Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.

• Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?

• Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."

• MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??


• Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.

• Text messaging is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!

• Q: What’s the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.

• A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.

• Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.

• Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?

• Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!

• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!

• Wishing you a seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!

• If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai.


• Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits

• Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!

• Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han, bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,
Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han

• The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.

• All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

• What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler

• When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE

• Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

• Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.

• What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.